I dig Meghan McCain

That's right, I said it! Admittedly, she's a bigger gal, but I find her very attractive - even though she's the exact opposite of my type.

And, beyond that, I enjoy hearing her views. She's a republican, sure, but she doesn't come across as a ridiculous, knee-jerk conservative. If she's the future of the republican party, the democrats are in real trouble.

So, there it is: I'm still pissed at President Obama, and I've got this weird thing for Meghan McCain. Maybe I'm a republican after all...

No, it can't be. I can still engage in intelligent conversation, all the while constructing cogent arguments. That pretty much excludes any possibility of being a republican. Whew!