One thing I really can't stand is Computer Geeks on TV who continue to perpetrate the stereotype. For instance, there were two geeks on Jeopardy recently who went way out of their way to be complete and utter douche bags.
Actually, one of these fucknuts had been on the show a couple of days as the returning champion. He cited his shiny, maybe-leather jacket for his success. He had some kind of really long, triangular-ish beard/goatee thing hanging off his chin (perfectly symmetrical, I might add) that lent an air of otherworldly mystique to his already super-cool image. Of course, this is all in addition to the receding-hairline-yet-still-wearing-a-ponytail sexiness he was pulling off. Truly, a complete and utter tool.
The other fuckwheel (my own word, by the way, thank you very much) was new to the show, but no less retarded. He wore a charcoal grey suit with a black silk-ish shirt and some kind of bizarre blue and black tie that I'm sure glowed under a black-light. To add to this visual delight, he shaved his head bald, affected a frightening, probably-a-Satanist glare, and a fu-man-chu mustache thing that only the most awesome system administrators could even consider trying to master.
If the first guy was a tool, this guy was a whole ratchet set. They both should have been doused in kerosene a set ablaze, if not for my immediate entertainment, then at least to help cleanse the gene-pool a bit.
I get it that you really only get one chance to make a statement on national television, but was that really the statement these assholes-in-a-hat wanted to make? "Hah! Who's laughing now, quarterback of the football team who used to beat me up and shove me into my own locker twice a week??"
People just sicken me...
Of course, tomorrow night is the first actual competition night for SYTYCD. The top 20 will be paired randomly (with maybe just a little help from the producers) and try to avoid becoming the first to be eliminated.
I'm only a little excited... tee hee. ;-)
p.s. Thanks for sticking in there, Fred!
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That first guy does sound like a douche-bag, but the way you described the second, I didn't really hear anything out of sorts. Maybe it's because I have a shaved head and goatee, as do you (or once did, anyway). I'm not enough of a fashion diva to critique the man's suit, though.
Was there anything besides their appearance that revealved their fucktardedness?
so when are you gonna be on the show dad?
Yeah dad? You've been playing along at home for years. That's right, don't think I've forgotten about your little sheet you'd use to keep track of your score to prove how much smarter you were then the people on the show.
It's time that you go and show the world how smart you really are. Just make sure you win, don't want to go on there and lose.
You have a sheet, like Rainman? That's hilarious, if a little sad.
Hilarity aside, I think you would stand a better chance than most on the show. That sounds a little begrudging, so let me amend that to say that you would probably win several days in a row, to be unseated only by a 40 year old virgin geek.
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