Lamest... Idol... Ever...

All of you Frank Sinatra fans out there, please raise your hand. Just what I thought... no one.

I watched the entire episode in fast-forward in a record time of about 7 minutes.

I like Harry Connick Jr, but you just can't make Frank Sinatra sound good no matter how hard you try, unless you ARE Harry Connick Jr. Even then, it's a stretch.

And what the fuck is Aaron still doing on the show? Siobhan (the only reason I even watched this season in the first place) is booted out - rightfully so, considering her last few weeks - but Aaron is still here???

First Lilly Scott and now this... I don't think I can watch any more of this season.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, tonight I saw the trailer for the new season of SYTYCD!!! So, you see, there is a god after all...

So, I'll probably fast-forward through the rest of the Idol season just out of morbid curiosity, but I have to say my heart just isn't into it. That is, unless Crystal gets voted off - at which point, there really won't be any reason to continue.

AND, should Aaron end up winning this season, I will never again watch American Idol (you heard it here first). Clearly, that will be the first sign of the apocalypse, so I'll need to start packing.