They call me "The Amazing Anthony". Not only did I predict the College Player of the Year (Danielle Lawrie), I also predicted that Washington would win the series. Who's got two thumbs and went 2 for 2 on his predictions? This guy!!
(It's better if you imagine I'm pointing my thumbs at myself...)
It was a pretty sloppy game in the first couple of innings, but Washington was able to hold onto a one-run lead to seal the deal.
Lawrie struck out the last batter with a high change-up. Everybody cheered, except for the losers, of course, who cried.
So, you won't have to hear me rambling on about any more stupid softball. From now on, it's strictly SYTYCD only!! Ok, maybe I'll throw in a little political humor from time to time, or some religious stuff every now and again, but other than that, nothing but good old non-gay dancing.
Here's a non sequitur for you: I hate it when people say heighth, instead of height. It ends in a T, not a TH. That kind of shit drives me crazy.
Also, have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? Hmmm... just a thought.
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You know, I think it'll be worth skimming the SYTYCD crap to get to the non-sequiturs, while waiting impatiently for the political and religious rants. If you really want to indoctrinate your readership with SYTYCD, you should write a mostly humorous article, with SYTYCD woven in like commercials, a la Paul Harvey.
I need to write a new blog post. I've mostly been using Facebook lately, but because of the composition of my Friends list, I cannot afford to write anything controversial, so I stick mainly to workout updates and movie reviews.
The comment, “Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place” is a George Carlin quote, man. Attribute your material. Don't be a ripoff kind of guy.
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