Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Yet another reason why Republicans suck...

Ok, this is just going to be quick and dirty.

So, I'm watching a little Fox news tonight... Actually, I was just flipping through the channels when I saw my hero, Barak Obama, talking about the oil spill. I didn't realize I was watching Fox news until it breaks back to the "reporters" in the studio. This retarded c-word bitch decided it would be hilarious to mock the President by using the line, "You're doing a great job, Brownie."

Like a frickin moron, she didn't realize that what she was really doing was mocking bush jr. by using his own stupidity as an insult when applied to Obama.

Not surprisingly, neither of the men on the show pointed out that she was an idiot, but it was pretty clear that they immediately recognized the mistake she'd just made. They knew, however, that they couldn't bring it up without making them all look even more ridiculous than they already did.

And, this isn't the first time I've seen or heard this backward ploy in action. For instance, they keep saying that the oil spill is Obama's Katrina - never realizing that they're admitting that bush fucked up when it came to Katrina.

I hate those people. Personally, I can't wait until the new, third party shows up. I might even head it myself! We'll be the FCSL party - fiscally conservative, social liberals. A party made up of people who represent the middle 70% of the country who are neither hard-core right-wing bastards, or left-wing bleeding heart pussies.

Surely, the rest of us can get some representation up in here! Vote for me, and your voice will finally be heard!

(paid for by nobody)

1 comment:

Fred said...

Come to the FCSL rally on Saturday - anything goes (and I mean anything, 'wink'), as long as its cheap.

What you're describing I used to think the Libertarian party was all about, until I realized they also had a radical agenda. They actually are closer to anarchists than I realized, and want a kind of Mad Max society. No government services of any kind, no regulations, everything corporate. They are against civil rights laws, disability laws, health codes - anything that prevents a business owner from doing anything he wants. Private schools only, no welfare, no social security, everything would be "taken care of" by corporate or religious charities.

What this leads to, however, is the mafia running things, with roving motorcycle gangs acting as the police. Either that, or mega-corporations filling the void, and then you get The Running Man, or RoboCop. The only difference from the movies would be that instead of taking down the corporate government, Schwartzenegger is President.